Emmanuel

= The Ski Trip! =

 I arrived to the biggest ski resort called the Alps located in Europe. I registered and started on 20-minute runs down the slopes. After the 20-minute runs I went down the 40-minute runs and broke my left ski as I fell. As soon as I got to the bottom of the hill I got on a ski lift. Once I got to the top I grabbed my Elmer’s glue stick and duct tape to fix my left ski. The left ski was fixed! I started on the run, but not even a quarter way down the hill my pocket began to shake. In no time the duck tape and glue stick combination came bursting out of my pocket and went behind me. Everyone on the hill went racing down the hill as fast as the could. The combination of the duck tape and glue stick left sticky trails and purple chunks as it ferociously went down the hill. Up ahead their was a little rock and a really, really, really big rock. The skiers went past the rock as the combination went zooming in the air. As soon as it landed it hit the huge rock. As the pressure in the air was hitting the combination boom went the combination. Leaving purple chuncks and duct tape pieces everywhere. Ever since that day, glue sticks and duct tape was not allowed on ski resorts.

 Without basketball life would be miserable




 *  Diary Of the Pig **

 May, 10 This morning I overheard that I am getting moved to a brand new school of with a variety of animals, Brother Joe said I am one of the dirtiest animals in the world and I can weigh up to 2,500 pounds. To bad Joe can’t come.

May, 11

On the first day of school everybody called me a swine, which is a different name for a pig. I am also the only pig in my class. This is unusual. I’m usually around pigs. My mom sent me to this school because I was always loud and talking to the other pigs.

May, 12

Today is “Stand on a piece of wood “day. That’s how we take our weight. It was my turn. Joe said I lasted only twenty seconds until I fell through the wood, but I was not supposed to. Mom said next times I better not fall through the wood. I guess I weigh over 2,500 pounds. I broke the record Yeah!

May, 13

The next day mom told Joe to lose some weight because he also fell through the wood and if you do it means that you are over the limit. He got really mad so he started going to the gym five times a week. Well pigs can get heavy.

May, 14

When mom prepared for dinner she bought trunk full of junk like cake, eaten up food from the junkyard for dad, at the bottom of the bag full of junk we found veggies for Joe. I was laughing my behind off. After dinner dad said pigs will eat any thing.

May, 15

Brother tried out for the track team. The coach said that he was to slow and big and to try next year or to come back once he I lost weight. Brother said I am only 40 inches at the shoulder put me in shot put. I am now on a diet till I am thin.

May, 16

Turns out I didn’t make the track team I guest I will do what I do best chill around, eat potato chips, and be lazy. But I can’t I have to be focused on my diet and weigh 300 pounds like a kid pig.

May, 17

Joe has been making progress making his diet. Just one more week I should weigh like a normal pig.

May, 24

One week later… I lost weigh now our family can take that picture we been planning on taking. But yet I am still a slow pig.

May, 25

We took our pictures brothers whole body was showing everything was perfect brother talked to the coach he’s on the track team. But turns out moms been talking too much she fell through the floors.

**Baby Jesus ** Born to be a king Born of the Virgin Mary

It was a wonderful day  **Mary ** I am a blessed virgin I wonder how will I give birth I hear angel singing to me I see baby Jesus when I cry I want be able to feed my child I am the Virgin Mary I pretend to be rich I feel blessed all the time I touch baby Jesus I worry about my son when I am away I cry about how wonderful my son is I am the Virgin Mary I understand how it is to be a mother I say I love you I dream to be rich I try to feed my child I hope not to cry I am the Virgin Mary  **Joseph ** I remember when you were born I remember the day your mother gave birth I remember when I first looked into your eyes And when I was told you were going to be born I remember the Shepherds and Wiseman I remember angels I remember frankincense and myrrh I remember the angels Even the day the angels gave you your name I remember you being king But my favorite memories yet to come



My Pet Pragifig and Me
My pet Pragifig is my favorite pet because he was the one that i found and took care of till he was trained and thats why he is my favorite pet. His name is Dobby. I gave him that name because that was the name of my last pet. When I first got him, he was under water for a long period of time resting. I found out hat he is a land and sea animal and that he is the fastest creature in the world. Feeding him is tough. He is always hungry and will eat anything. He never gets full. He sleeps in the backyard in his own little customized house with all his favorite midnight and daytime snacks like metal bolts, motor oil and coral reefs.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">My neighbors get disgusted with my Pragafig. He is very rude. Dobby eats their fences, grass and plants. He is helpful to them because when little animals get in their backyard he will eat them up. The best thing Dobby and I have done is when we went to the great pragifig lodge. It was amazing!We got free room service and unlimited towels. Our favorite thing to do there was to go swimming because we got to play with flaoties water straws and more. Dobby and I have been through a lot.