Mike





 Root Beer in a Can

Who can stop it? Who wants to stop it? The three-story high can of root beer has been rolling through New York City for five minutes. I, Jerry Fultz, have been assigned to take reports on the can for News 10. It is now 3:10 pm here in downtown New York. A sunny day we have today. Well I’m pretty embarrassed to say this but my son, Jon Fultz, was messing with his chemistry kit when he put a very, very large amount of carbon dioxide in a regular can of root beer suddenly, it began to grow, and grow, and… OH NO!! The can is heading straight for the Brooklyn Bridge. My son is sooo grounded. No one is trying to stop it, probably because it has 2,000 grams of sugar and A LOT of caffeine. It is now gaining speed as it tumbles down a large hill. Is that people I see on it?!? They must be trying to drink it. Now the FBI is here, how are they going to help? Well they are putting up barricades of a four-story high empty glass. Wow, the can is stopping and pouring out root beer into the four-story high glass. Ahhh! The screeching and rumbling finally stopped. Even though half of New York City is destroyed, I think the citizens are relieved the can stopped. The next morning I woke up and looked outside. Everything was normal. No demolished downtown New York City. It was all a dream. Then at 3:05 pm, March 23, a three-story high can of root beer began to rotate faster and faster and faster through downtown New York City. This time, it was not a dream. Hopefully my son has enough money to pay for all of the construction that has to be made in downtown New York City.

__State of Mind in 6 Words__

Without friends, I would be bored





Date: June 14,1998 Today I was born. I hatched out of an egg and became a tadpole. As a tadpole, I don’t have any legs and have a long tail. I live under water all the time. I don’t look like my parents yet. I’m pretty jealous as all my brothers and sisters look like my parents, but I don’t. My siblings make fun of me living in water and make fun of me because I’m not full-grown and they are. They all live on land. I am sadly the youngest of six frogs. I hope I soon will look like my brothers, sisters, and parents. My parents gave me this diary to write about my life, it is really cool. It is orange, red, and purple. I’m the only one in my WHOLE family who got one. It is really special to me. I’m going to write in it every day.
 * __Diary Of A Frog__** 

Date: June 23,1998 I’m now a froglet, I have grown legs! Now my siblings can’t make fun of me that much now. Guess what, another frog was born today, his name is Con! Oh yeah by the way, my name is Mike. My three brother’s names are Joe, Bob, and Chris. My sister’s names are Jill and LuLu. My family has some pretty cool names.

Date: July 2,1998 Woo hoo!!! Con and I are now full grown frogs. Now my brothers and sisters can’t make fun of me at all! It feels good to be full-grown, I feel so alive! I live on land, and breathe oxygen in the air. We look like our parents too, no more tails! When we ate today, we both ate six moths and then returned home.

Date: July 16,1998 First day of school! I’m so excited. My brothers and sisters said school is so fun. Con and I are partners in all classes, science, math, you name it. At school we learned that frog species live in every continent on earth except for Antarctica.

Date: July 20,1998 At school, we walked as an army, or a group of frogs. I just learned that today at school. My siblings are two years older than me, so they probably knew that we walked as an army.

Date: July 28,1998 I’m starving!!!!! We frogs starve before we eat, I don’t like that idea. My parents think that it is a great idea. What has gotten into their head! We also absorb water instead of drinking it, how cool is that?!?

Date: July 29,1998 UMMMMMM UMMMMMM! I just shedded my skin and ate it, what a treat! That was the first time I ever shedded my skin. The taste was remarkable!

Date: July 30,1998 I’m so scared L At school I learned that some larger frogs eat smaller frogs. I need some protection! My family members won’t do me any good; maybe a close friend can help.

Date: July 31,1998 I’ve been thinking about that protection thing, maybe Con and I can protect each other… maybe not. It was my only thought; I’m probably on my own.

Date: June 14,1999
 * ( :( :( I’m going to leave home and live alone for now on. I’m going to miss all my friends and family. My parents were mourning over me leaving, they had already experienced it when my siblings left. It still must be pretty hard for them losing their baby in the family. Well, BOO HOO for them. I hope you share this diary with others so that they can learn about my life and facts about we frogs. Well, GOODBYE!



__Mary__ I am exalted and excited I wonder when my baby will be born I hear the angels singing I see my Son being born I want Jesus to be born soon I am exlated and excited

I pretend to be a rock I feel great about giving birth to the Savior I touch the manger where he will lay I worry He will die at a young age I cry when I think about Jesus I am exalted and excited

I understand He will be the King of the world I say He is Everlasting I dream about giving birth to Jesus I try to comfort Joseph as he will become a father I hope He will be born soon I am excalted and excited

__Joseph__ On Christmas evening Jesus the Savior was born Precious Son dying To wash away our sins Never forget about sins

__Baby Jesus__ I remember growing up as a child I remember loving my parents I remember when I ran away to go to the church and I told my parents I was in my Father's house I remember being wrapped in cloths I remember seeing the bright star I remember meeting the Wisemen and even remember getting gifts from them I remember my whole childhood My childhood was very memorable

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= = = = = = == = = =**Pigtah ** = = =  On the coast of California, lives the rare species of Pigtahs(Pig-ta). Pigtahs are a mix breed of a pig, jaguar, and a brown pelican. It’s legs are from a jaguar, tail from a brown pelican, and head from a pig. With its wings on the neck, it can fly up to 60 mph. Pigtahs also can fly up to 2,000 ft high! Its flying abilities are remarkable! With his jaguar legs, he is the fastest animal in the world. He is so fast, he can run on water to catch fish in the Pacific Ocean! He amazingly can dive 20 ft to 30 ft to catch fish. His brown pelican tail helps him dive and swim underwater. Pigtahs are able to reproduce but they are in labor for 2 years! Then, their child is born.Pigtahs are born every 200 years! They eat a lot after all, their stomachs are twice as big as a pigs when they are only 13 pounds! I even have a Pigtah as a pet! Pigtahs are herbivores and only eat specific leaves. They also eat only mature leaves.

I really don’t take care of my Pigtah, as he leaves every day at 1:00 pm to find some food for himself. But I give him shelter, he sleeps in my garage. I don’t even think that my neighbors even know I have him. My neighbors are pretty lazy so they don't notice him. They sleep all day! I think it is better to keep it a secret that I have him. The most favorite thing he and I ever did was when I took him to a secret lake surrounded by trees in California. He let me ride on his back while he ran on water. It was amazing! It is remarkable how much my Pigtah is able to do. I am very glad to have my Pigtah.