Nick

One day I took an amazing, terrifying, but yet exiting wild ride on a one million foot tall Ferris wheel. This was our last ride at the fair and I wanted to ride the top thrill dragster but my friend Steven persuaded me to go on the Ferris wheel because we had already gone on the dragster five times. After I said I would go with him I regret tingly turned my head to see the line dreadingly long. And if you think that 20 million person line is long compare that to the over 50 million laps we took. And if your one of those people that hates long lines you would go mad here because the ride was going EXTREMLY slow about four hours per lap. FINALLY it was our turn after about five days. Suddenly either between the lullaby of the merry-go-round or the how mind waving slow we were going the big rock headed high school jock, exhausted from football practice, crashed and jammed the system, and decided to take a nap during are ride. But worst of all he didn’t demolish the stop button he demolished the go and boy did we pass go alright at two million miles per second. We zipped so fast every single bolt holding us to the ground turned in to powder and little kids thought it was spilled fun dip and tried eating it until there parents stopped them. We were still going at two million miles per second so we flew in two the air, at fist it was terrifying, we almost smacked in to a southwest airplane. The sound was so ear piercing that most of the people on the top went deaf luckily, we were luckily on the bottom. But then Canada` s air force tried to shoot us out of the sky, the missals zipped right past my ear and luckily again they missed. It actually felt cool up there, with knowing that any second we could plume to are deaths. I felt like superman, I just wanted to jump with my arm sticking out and my hand in a fist, but I know if I did at this height I would fall to my death or break every bone in my body and have a miserable life. We had a very enjoyable ride all the way to the boarder of Arizona and Nevada. If you wonder like we all do how this thin keeps going, the motor is still running in Lansing. We soared all the way down to hover dam. I was terrified but yet refreshed because it has been a few days sense I had hade a drink and this wind was making me thirsty. A few people came fling off by choice, I would have loved to but scared of the giant title wave coming. Tony Hawk has nothing on this we used hover dam as a ramp to fly all the way to California. Some genius decided to use cotton candy, hot dog, and popcorn crumbs to fill the crack. I personally would have used crazy glue. We dangerously landed on the beach with a splash of sand. We finally worked together as a team to turn. Then we went straight all the way to the L.A Lakers stadium witch we demolished, all the pieces went fling in the air. I guess we were to scared to turn that time. A basketball came flying in my hands and kobe Bryant came flying in are cart, And I got him to sign the ball. Then it started to make a terrible rumbling noise that sounded like “ click, click, BOOM.” Then we spun through Hollywood picking up all kinds of stars from Will Smith, Jim Carrey, to Gorge Lopez. All the people could not stop staring at all the celebrities. We finally made it to the golden gate bridge all the way to Alcatraz. All the pieces behind us floated with us to Alcatraz. Are Ferris wheel sank with the island, we floated back on the broken bridge, and we went all the way around Canada and went through the St Lorence sea way through the great lakes and back to Lansing.

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Diary of a cross between a Nike air Jordon a Reebok pump and Addias tennis shoes

January 7, 2010

Hello my name is Sheldon and I am a shoe. Today is my first day of shoe school and I am struggling because we are learning about family heritage, my dads a Nike Air Jordon and my mom is a Reebok pump. And to top things off I cannot stop looking at the world’s most expensive par of shoes for two million dollars.

January 8, 2010

Today I made a friend named Hugh He is huge! He says “ I am the worlds biggest par of shoes and I can fit 80 old ladies in me.” I didn’t believe him but he’s the kind of guy you don’t want to mess with. I am kind of jealous because you can only fit one foot in me.

January 9,2010

Today I started my heritage assignment with my dad and I learned that before the Air Jordon, all basketball shoes were white. WHAT HAPPENED?

January 10, 2010

Today I learned that in Hungary the groom drinks a toast from the brides wedding slipper. GROSSE. That’s the most disgusting thing I heard all this week. I would have thrown up if that were me. Man who knows where those mouths have been. Just look at the gunk they eat. Eeeeeeewwwwwww.

January 11, 2010

Today I learned that the first shoes were made out of rawhide. I have heard of dogs eating shoes but now I am terrified. Nightmares. Mans best friend or shoes worst enemy.

January 12, 2010

Today I am kind of upset because we measured it out and I am the second biggest shoe in the class. But I am upset because I am a ways away because the biggest is Hugh at 18 feet long 6 feet tall and 6 feet wide. If you got growing tips call me.

January 13, 2010

Today I did my moms heritage assignment and I learned that the Reebok pump was the first shoe to have an internal inflatable pump. Which makes no cense because who one Gods green earth would want to make themselves fatter.

January 14, 2010

Today I just found out that in shoe world you can have two wives! And I am the only one with two moms. My other mom is an Addias tennis shoe. I learned that the addias tennis shoe is the most famous tennis shoe.

January 15, 2010 Today I am kind of drousy because It has been 12 years of my life and I just learned I have another mom. Today I learned that some shoes are made out of wood. I do not know about human feet but my souls would be killing me.

January 16, 2010

Today I learned sneakers were first made in America. I thought they were first made in the land of the sneakers. That’s what my dad said to me when I was little. THANKS A LOT DAD NOW I JUST FAILED FIRST GRADE GEOMETRY. I guess this is the end.

MARY I am loving and gentle I wonder what my Baby may look like I hear the angles singing I see Joseph worried face I want to see my Babies warm face I am loving and gentle

I pretend play with my Boy I feel anxious and excited I touch my husband’s worried hand I worry how people may treat me I cry because I know he will be taken I am loving and kind

I understand that he is God’s son I say this is the very best day I dream of the great things that he'll do I try to do good in His eyes I hope that He will really be the one I am loving and kind

SHEPHERDS It happened at night A million angels apeared Then I saw their faces At last I got to see the Baby Maybe next time I’ll bring my flock

King Hared I remember when I was king the good old days

I remember all of my failures

I remember fearing that He stealing my

And still not Jesus, Jesus, JESUS

I remember slaughtering the babies all under two

I remember his cute little face

I remember when they ran away

even them waiting for me to die

I remember him being worshiped by my wise men

But my favorite memory’s yet to come

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= = = = = = = = = = == =**//__MY PET BANANAS__//** = = = = = =I am eleven years old and I was the first to discover the first fish tailed flying monkey. It all started in the year of 2005; I wanted to discover something new so I ventured to the Amazon Rain Forest. I brought with me a knife and some water for the air was hot and the vines were thick. Once I was about half way through I sat down by a tree to rest. It wasn’t long before I saw a strange looking green leafy plant. I bent over and studied its unusual features when a monkey headed blue jay bodied fish tailed monster blindsided me. I woke up over an hour later to find all my food eaten and my pet nipping at my ear. =

= = = As soon as I got up I had no choice but to leave because I had no food. I took the plant and headed on my way. I took the plant to experts and they said ’’were very sorry but this plant has already been discovered but the thing behind you hasn’t’’. I turned around to find my pet standing behind me. I couldn’t leave him at the expertise lab so I took him to my apartment to stay other wise he would be romming around the city. =

=One day we went to buy some bananas. When we got there there was 10 foot banana monster. But luckily my pet was really hungry. My pet that day ate the monster and was awarded the key of the city. And because of that incident I named him bananas. = **//__THE END__//** = = 